March 12, 2012
Missionary Slim eats some Mystery Meat (Week 5 in Pennsylvania, Week 5 in Lebanon, PA)
As I said last week: when a member gives you food, you eat it. No
matter what it is, you have to eat it. No exception. End of story.
We
went to visit a Pennsylvania Dutch member family for a dinner
appointment. They were nice and friendly, and had us sit at the table as
they finished a few preparations. I saw the wife turn her back to us,
and make some very secretive movements towards the baking dish she had
just pulled out of the oven. My first though was how good whatever it
was that was cooking smelled. She brought a platter over to the table
which was filled with potatoes and some kind of meat. Out host noticed
our expressions as we gazed with concern at what we were about to eat.
"I'll give you a hint: it's the other white meat." Without a moment
hesitation, my companion said "Pig intestine!" "Close," our host said.
I've been warned about the Pennsylvania Dutch. They are
natives to Pennsylvania, and have been here for about as long as
anyone. They are firmly rooted in their traditions, and take great pride
in that, especially their cuisine. While I was never told exactly what
to look out for, I've heard their menu compared to the Scottish,
consisting of obscure organs soaked in certain ways and cooked in other
organs... Needless to say, I was more than a little worried when I found
out that whatever it was that we were eating that night was 'Close' to
pig intestine.
It turned out better than I expected. In reality, it
was just regular pork meat cooked in a pigs stomach. So I wasn't
actually eating any strange organs, and it actually tasted pretty good. I
was still relieved when they didn't offer us any leftovers, though.
Sorry if I made anyone queasy. I know the feeling. In
fact, typing this out has made me just a little sick. I'll get back to
the less-sickening parts of missionary work.
Missionary
work is full of miracles. Either that, or it is full of ridiculous
coincidences. Whatever it is, we had a lot of those this week.
For example, there is one brother in the ward who was
supposed to come out with us to visit one of our new investigators.
Problem: He lives a long ways away, so we always try to make sure that
it is an appointment which will actually happen and not fall through.
Another problem: He couldn't come to this appointment which we had set
up, and as per mission rules, we couldn't go to this lady's house
without another male present. Despite this setback, we decided to visit
to explain what happened and to set up another appointment. We go over
to the house, but the person who we were teaching wasn't even there to
begin with! The brother was saved driving a long way out, and we could
focus out time on other things.
Okay, that last one was more of a coincidence. How
about this. We were suppose to teach another new investigator. We even
had another member of the Church with us. We knock on her door, and she
isnt' home. We call her phone, but it's turned off. Dejected, we take
our member friend and try another potential investigator, who turns out
to be home, and we have a wonderful lesson. Well, later that day, Elder
Nelson decided to drive down a very obscure back road to get to our next
appointment, and guess who we saw walking down the road: the
investigator who missed her appointment! We chatted with her for a bit,
she gave us her excuse for not being there, and then promised to set up
another appointment. (She called us later and told us she really wasn't
interested)
That may still seem like a coincidence. How about this:
A few days before, we went to contact a referral: a friend of a ward
member who would be interested in hearing the Gospel. We go to her house
and pound on her door, but she isn't there. We had driven quite a long
way to get there, so we decide to tract for a bit. One of the homes had a
full family - Father, mother, and two sons. We were stoked! We set up
an appointment, and went on our way. The day of the appointment, we had a
member dinner appointment fall, so we went out to eat at this pizza
place called Infinitos (all you can eat pizza, pasta, and salad. And
they make good pizza there. Why don't we have anything like this in
Utah?) We were talking about our appointment with this family which was
supposed to start right after dinner. I mention the name of the father,
and Elder Nelson starts freaking out. I ask him what's the matter and he
tells me he saw this family's dad walk past our table. I look over, and
sure enough I see him sitting there eating pizza with his family! What a
coincidence, eh? Anyway, we went over to his table, confirmed our
appointment, and left on our merry way. It might also be interesting to
note that this pizza place was about 10 miles away from his house. (He
wasn't at his home for the appointment, even though we had confirmed it
with him half an hour before. Don't you love how people have their
agency?)
Oh, and another thing: All of these events happened on
the same day. And we had a ridiculous number of lessons that day, more
than any other day of my mission thus far. It was a great day!
Oh, one more miracle. This one didn't happen that day, but it is
still pretty amazing. We have cards which we give out all over the
place. On them is the Mormon.org website and the Church's toll-free
number. We actually had someone call for a Book of Mormon! Apparently
they were impressed with the subtitle: Another Testament of Jesus
Christ. Elder Nelson told me this is the first time in his entire
mission this has ever happened! We've got a return appointment this
week. I'll give the details next week.
I've started playing a few games lately. You know the
license plate game, where you write down every time you find a different
state's license plate? Well, I'm playing that game. I'm also playing
the religion game, where I write down all the different religions which I
come across. It only counts if the person you meet tells you a little
bit about how their religion is different, though. So, this past week I
learned a bit about Pentecostals, Catholics, Methodists, and (for real)
Buddhism. Yep, we tracted into a Buddhist, and he told us about how it
gave him great peace and harmony in his life. We gave him a Book of
Mormon and told him that reading it would give him peace and harmony. He
accepted, and told us he would call us if he liked it.
Remember Rick? He's actually doing pretty great! In
this past week, he told us that he didn't think he'd be able to keep the
commandments. Then, in the same week, he said "Yeah, I think I can do
all that stuff." He is a super sweet guy, and really fun to teach. He
has a lot of great, basic questions, and loves to learn. We hope, like
the rest of his family who have joined the Church before him, that he'll
be a good influence on the rest of his family who hasn't joined yet.
Elder Nelson and I gave talks during Church. We were
both given the topic of 'Every Member a Minister,' and basically
prepared the same talk. Fortunately, the talks that we gave were
different - That's how the Spirit works. I'll give you a gist of my
talk.
Check out the Bible Dictionary entry for ministry. It
means doing the works needed for the salvation of men, and it lists
three ways that ministers accomplish that. I simplified them -
1) Teach, especially teach by the spirit. Read D&C 50:14, and then
read all of Preach My Gospel to learn how to teach. If you don't feel
like reading the whole thing, you could just focus on Chapter 2, 3, 4,
and 10.
2) Serve, especially in callings and by performing ordinances. Read Mosiah 2:17, and then D&C 58:26-27
3)
Example, especially in your testimony and how you act as a
representative of Jesus Christ. Read 1 Timothy 4:12, and then 3 Nephi
12:14-16.
The weather is warming up a lot out here. We've been
enjoying tracting around in short sleeve shirts and meeting a lot of
people on the streets. We're hoping to get a lot more investigators
during these warmer months. The work is really progressing out here.
This week marked my 1 month in Pennsylvania; next week marks my 2 month
in the mission mark. I've got a lot of work ahead of me, but I've
already seen the results. We've got a lot of great plans for this next
week, and a very impressive accomplishment. But, I'll talk more about
that next week!
Take care. Be good. Choose the right.
Love,
Elder Alex Anderson
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