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January 28, 2013

Missionary Slim has a Senior moment. " Blog post? What blog post? (Week 51 in Pennsylvania, Week 15 in Washington, PA)

Uhh. so I totally forgot to write anything for the blog. I have no idea why. It just totally slipped my mind. So... I guess... nothing this week. I feel really bad. I've been dipping around while my companion took forever on his emails, and completely spaced the blog. I don't know what's up with that. I'm tired, I guess. Anyway, this week has been a good one, we've been safe and healthy, we did work. I'll talk about all of that next week. But for now, I feel really dumb.

Anyway, love you lots!
Elder Alex Anderson, AKA Missionary Slim
 
Alex sent this to me and I thought it might make up for his lack of a blog entry. 
 
Earthly Father, Heavenly Father

Video:
Men on Earth have the opportunity to become fathers and experience some of the same joys that our Heavenly Father feels for us. Fatherhood is a divine responsibility to be cherished.
http://www.lds.org/pages/mormon-messages?lang=eng
 
Have a great week. Missionary Slim's not so slim father. :) 
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January 21, 2013

Missionary Slim Reaches his Hump Day ( What Hump? ). (Week 50 in Pennsylvania, Week 14 in Washington, PA)

Elder Colvin and I were driving down the street, rushing to the church for our appointment with Dan. And we were late. So, with a keen eye on the speedometer to make sure I wasn't speeding (too much), and an even keener eye on the twisty road ahead, we chatted about our plans for our lesson. "Why don't we show him a talk from General Conference, and chat about the importance of Prophets?"

"Yeah, that'll be good." I said. "We should show him Elder Bednar's talk. That one will really help him."

"Well, I think we should show him all the pictures of the apostles and prophet, and let him pick."

"Okay, but we'll download Elder Bednar's just in case."

"Okay."

We got to the church. Dan was waiting. We ushered him inside, sat down in the Family History center, and pulled up the pictures of all the apostles and the prophet on LDS.org. With a quick prayer, and a quick scripture to set the mood, we invited him to pick. Without a moments hesitation, he said "That one. The young one in the bottom left." Guess who he picked? Elder Bednar. Pretty cool coincidence, but even cooler was how the talk made him feel. We watched the full talk, and then chatted about what it said. The spirit filled the room and Elder Colvin and I both testified of the joys that come from conversion to the true gospel. As we were closing our lesson, Dan said "I really need to work harder towards baptism." Aww yeah! It was awesome.

We had an appointment with a lady who lives way out in the boonies, so we called up a member to come with us so we wouldn't have to waste all our car's miles. (The two enemies to missionary work: Satan, and miles.) Elder Colvin and I were just about ready to go out the door to meet this member when we get a call. It was from the lady we were going to go visit. Yep. She cancelled. 

Not wanting to disappoint the member we were taking with us, Elder Colvin and I did a little brain-storming to figure out who we could visit, or as I phrased the question: "Who needs a visit right now?" The name "Felicia" came to my mind. Felicia is a member who also lives way out in the boonies. The last time we visited, she was pregnant like a balloon. Seriously, she was so close to having a baby it was unbelievable. My thinking was she either was just about to have the baby, or already had her, and as far as I know, that's as good a time as any for a visit from the Church. 

So we start driving out, over the hills and curves of Pennsylvania back roads  We pull up to the house, knock on the door. The only greeting we receive is from their baby rottweiler who, by the look of things, has just torn up a brand new box of diapers. Disappointed, dejected, we began to walk off their porch. I was sure it was the spirit that told me to visit them... 

I saw a minivan driving up the road towards the house. Something told me that it was the family. Sure enough, they pulled into the driveway, and the first thing we heard was Felicia's 8 year old daughter saying "We have a new baby! We have a new baby!" Ralph, her husband (who is an awesome guy, but is absolutely crazy) hopped out and shook our hands, and then pulled out a brand-new, two day old baby (it even still had the 'new baby' smell). They invited us in and we had a nice chat.

We had a visit with a guy named Bro. Pawlish. He is a super interesting guy, but I don't have nearly enough time to give and adequate background. We were actually planning on visiting another family in the area, but they canceled, so we decided to stop by his place. We told him we'd be there in 10 minutes, but ended up getting there in 5. Not wanting to be there too early, we waited in the car. Two minutes passed by when I suddenly hear the back door open and Bro. Pawlish hopped in. It was kinda weird; certainly something which doesn't happen every day. We had our entire visit right there in the car.

With all of that being said, Elder Colvin and I have been sharing a message with members and investigators lately. Any time we just need to pull out an off-the-cuff spiritual thought, we share this well-polished message with them. I start by sharing the story of Christ coming to America in 3 Nephi 11:1-8. I especially make mention that it took the people three times before they "Opened their ears to hear" the voice from heaven. All too often, it's that way with us. We need to open our ears to hear the spirit. Elder Colvin then shares the following story:

"There was once a man who had a question: why do some people hear God's voice better than others? After weeks of studying the scriptures, praying, and pondering, he finally asked his Pastor. 'Meet me downtown tomorrow morning,' was the reply.

"So, the following morning, the man found himself taking a walk with his pastor down the busy streets of downtown NYC. They had to raise their voices to be able to have conversation amid the din of the bustling traffic, the pedestrians, horns, birds, etc. The man asked his question, to which the pastor responded, 'Watch all these people, going to and fro. Pay attention to them. Watch what they do.' With that, the pastor drew a handful of coins from his pocket and dropped them on the ground. Despite all the noise, many people turned to see where the coins landed. The man saw this reaction, which brought even more questions to his mind. Before he could ask, the pastor said, 'These people could hear because they trained themselves to do so.'"

Without exception, this story makes the people we teach ponder. How do we train ourselves to hear the voice of the Lord? Or, better question, what are we training ourselves to hear? Food for thought.

Have a wonderful week, all!
Love,
Elder Alex Anderson, AKA Missionary Slim
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January 14, 2013

Missionary Slim is in the right place at the right time. (Week 49 in Pennsylvania, Week 13 in Washington, PA)

Man, we've had a crazy time trying to keep up with Jon. He had his incredible change of heart last week, and then promptly went and got himself a job. It's a good thing, but it does make it difficult to get a hold of him when he is never at home and always has his phone off. After we missed an appointment with him, we decided we would stop by his work.

We get to his work, a fast-food pizza restaurant, and watch a little scene play out. The girl on the register calls back for some buffalo sauce. The manager mishears and puts together some buffalo wings. She corrects him, to which the manager replies "Well, you'd better sell these wings then." I'm feeling like being a little angel, and was planning on buying something anyway, so I say to her "I'll buy your wings," which she was very grateful for. I mention that we are there to see Jon, to which she replies, "You're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, right?" I was a little taken aback. Not only did she know exactly who we were (big surprise, we've got name tags), but she just spat out the entire name of the church. "Yeah," I said.

"Oh, well, I used to go to church there all the time when I was in Florida."

"Really? How long have you been here?"

"Oh, about a month."

"No way! Do you want to get back into it?"

"Sure. Here's my number."

Yep. Things like that don't happen every day. That was just another case of being in the right place at the right time. Or, perhaps, it was all planned out by the Lord from the beginning, including both her and Jon getting jobs at the pizza place (because I would never intentionally buy pizza there, meaning little chance of running into her there). Or it could have been a big coincidence. Who knows? Anyway, we should meet with her this coming week.

Another quick story about following the spirit. We had another night when everything we had planned was falling through. So, on a whim, I just said "Lets go see sister Southern." Just a reminder, Sister Southern is the Louisiana native who probably has decedents who persecuted the saints. Just saying. But she herself is the warmest, friendliest, kindest, most outgoing and crazy and interesting member I have ever met. And she's been away from church for a while. So, we packed up, and drove out to go see her. We get there and pound on the door (shouting "OPEN UP! IT'S THE MORMONS!") We come in and sit down, and then she and her husband tell us "You know, we were just talking about you. We were wondering when you were going to stop by again." Hmm... Funny coincidence...

We had a fun time on Sunday. We got the ox stuck in the mire.... Pretty much literally. We went to visit a family out in the boonies, and being the polite driver that I am, I pulled over to the side of the road when we got there so that the cars could drive past. We had a good visit with the family, and leave.

Quick side note: We had a really good snowstorm the day after Christmas, and it was snowy from then until last Wednesday. Since then, it's been really mild, with temperatures between 40 and 65 degrees. That means mud. I tried to reverse out. Nothing. I pulled forward a bit. Slid all over. I tried to drive back up to the road and nearly slid down the hill into some trees. The guy that we visited noticed us and came to the rescue! With his trusty Bobcat, he chained up the old (gutless) Malibu and towed us to safety.

On a more spiritual note, we had a wonderful opportunity this week to visit with a woman who truly needed a little spiritual uplifting. She is a longtime friend of a member, and her twin brother, whom she lived with, died recently. She's been heartbroken ever since. The member brought us over and she sat us down. We began explaining the plain and precious truths taught in Alma chapter 40. Our spirits return to God, and live in paradise if we do what's right. Eventually, we will be resurrected and have our bodies back, perfected and glorified. Then came her question. "Will my brother look the same when I see him?" With reverence, I looked her in the eye and said "Yes. You will. And he will recognize you." Then, (almost prophetically) I told her "When you see him, he will be the same, fun loving joyful person you knew when he was here." The waterworks opened and she cried tears of longing. Still, a sweet spirit was present.

There was another woman we talked to at the hospital. Her daughter is a member, and she herself is Lutheran. She has many questions, though. For example: "If we lived in Heaven with God before we came here, and we are trying to make it back, why did we ever leave in the first place?" Oh, what a good question! And what a pleasure it was for us to be able to tell her that the purpose of existence is to gain more knowledge and intelligence and experience, so that one day, when we return to our Heavenly Father, we may be like him.

The Church is true. The answers have been revealed. We have a prophet and living scriptures. It's true. It's all true.

By the time you hear from me next, I will have been a missionary for a full year. It's incredible to see how far I've come, and the things I've been able to do, but especially the lives I've been able to touch. My mission has meant so much to me - it's meant everything. I've tried my hardest to put everything that I have and everything that I am into it, and it has given me one of the greatest returns I ever could have wanted. I have gained knowledge, skills, experience. I've learned about life, death, marriage, divorce, apostasy, faith, repentance, baptism, the Holy Ghost. I've truly learned who my Father is, who my Savior is, and who I am - a Son of God, a foot soldier of righteousness and an advocate of truth. It has come with a price - no longer can I deny what I know. No longer can I sin in ignorance. No longer can I keep my testimony within myself. With the light and knowledge which I have been given, I have no choice but to share it with others. The irony of it all is no matter how much I share, no matter how much I sacrifice, I am continually blessed, sustained, and uplifted.

I've seen a lot of missionaries - some excellent, some mediocre, and some downright apostate. One thing that I've found - the mission (and life, I suppose) is what you make of it. Some things you can't change - there will be rejection, there will be trials, there will be weeks where you don't teach a single lesson or all of the people you are teaching decide to stop talking with you, or months where you have to endure the companion from your worst nightmares. But, like the Lord said to Joseph Smith: "all these things shall give thee experience, and shall be for thy good. The Son of Man hath descended below them all. Art thou greater than he? Therefore, hold on thy way, and the priesthood shall remain with thee; for their bounds are set, they cannot pass. Thy days are known, and thy years shall not be numbered less; therefore, fear not what man can do, for God shall be with you forever and ever." By trusting in the Lord, but turning my life over to him, I have found the peace and comfort that can only come from service in the vineyard of the Lord. It's been a hard year, but it's been a good year. And the best is yet to come.

Take care!
Love,
Elder Alex Anderson, AKA Missionary Slim
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January 7, 2013

Missionary Slim Falls for a great prank ( You mean his isn't really a murderer and a cannibal? ) (Week 48 in Pennsylvania, Week 12 in Washington, PA)

This has been a good week. It's been a challenging week. It has been a week of much laughter; it has been a week of many tears. As usual, and above all, it has been a week of miracles.

I'll pause here for a moment to just make a note - transfers are tomorrow. Yes, once again, that great transfer machine has hustled and bustled the whole week through, making missionaries nervous about what might happen. Such was the case this past week when I, being district leader and having charge of telling the missionaries under me whether or not they are being transferred, was badgered and pestered and hounded (isn't that funny? All three of those words are talking about animals...) day and night by those missionaries asking if there was any news from the Zone Leaders. "Nope. Nothing yet. I'll let you know as soon as I know."

I'm going to say this next bit with the note that I try my hardest not to paint the picture of missionary work with rose colored glasses. Life as a missionary is tough. It's awesome, it's amazing. Like I said, there is laughter and joy and such, but bad things happen. Sometimes it's hard to keep of the image of chanting a chorus of "Called to Serve" between doorsteps. Sometimes it's hard to keep that smile on your face.

We had a change very early in the week. A missionary serving in my district decided he just couldn't handle it anymore. He took me aside before District Meeting and bore his soul to me, telling me about his frustrations and difficulties and then finally concluding "I'm going home." After talking to him about it for a few minutes, showing my love and appreciation for him, I managed to change his mind and he said he would stick it out. Well, that only lasted two more days when he was hit with more challenges and gave me a call letting me know that this was for real, and there was no going back. 

If the missionary of whom I am speaking is reading this, I want him to know that I do love and care for him, and hope that everything works out well for him. The Church is true, as true as the Gospel. And that's about all I have to say about that.

That's about the most difficult part about my week. Everything else was pretty good, fantastic even. Elder Colvin and I have been 'Tearing it up,' so to speak. We've been teaching people, finding people, giving service. I got to interview a guy for baptism. Oh. This is a funny story.

I go out with those Elders to the apartment of the guy I'm going to be interviewing. They introduce me, tell me a little about him, and then leave. We start talking, chatting about the baptism, any questions he has, etc. Then I start asking him questions. I get to "Have you ever committed a serious crime?" to which he replies "Yes." *shoot* I think to myself. This means that I have to call the mission president to have him Okay the baptism.  "Okay," I say, "Don't tell me the details. How long ago was it?" I ask a few more questions, finish the interview, and then go to the other elders. "Can I see the phone?" I take it and make my call. President doesn't answer, so I leave a message. I come back with the others to find them all in a state of shock. "Wait, you really called him?" They go on to say that it was all an elaborate prank, that the plan was for the guy to tell me, "Yeah. I committed second degree murder and cannibalism..." and to top it all off say "Mmm... I'm hungry." I got a good laugh out of it, but we had to cover it all up with the mission president. 

There's a guy we've been teaching named Jon. He's said that he's half-and-half on everything. He halfway believes in God, halfway believes in modern prophets, etc. Well, we had a lesson with him. We sat down, and he started talking. He said, "You know, guys. I've made a decision. I'm going to keep the law of chastity from now on." Both me and my companion stared in disbelief. That was a total surprise to us. He then asked when he could be baptized. For the sake of irony, he chose February 14th. He's been investigating on and off for over a year now, but it looks like progress will finally be made!

We were out a little way from town driving down the road when we got a call from a member. "Elders, I'm really sick and could really use a blessing." Incidentally, we were pretty close to his house and had a couple of spare minutes, so we diverted course and were there in no time. He was in pretty bad shape, too. He's old, has been really sick with the flu, and to top it all off has been having some other abdominal problems which I don't really care to describe in detail. Needless to say, this was a man who was very sick. He had already canceled all of his appointments for the coming week. We stood around him and laid our hands on his head. He invited me to give the blessing. 

I'm going to jump off track for just a second to tell about another blessing. (Incidentally, we had the opportunity to give three blessings this week) A member's son was very sick and asked for us to help him give the son a blessing. After the father finished, his 9 year old daughter asked "Wow. Did you memorize that whole thing?" He explained that it all came through the Spirit, and that Heavenly Father told him what to say. 

With that being said (jumping back to the first story), I was told specifically to say that he would be healed in no time. It surprised even me, but I said it. When the blessing was all done, we shook hands and he thanked us and we went on our way.

The very next day we got a call. "Elders, you've done a miracle! I'm healed!" He got up in church and bore his testimony, very powerfully, about how each of us can perform miracles on behalf of the others. It was pretty awesome.

Not much more I have to say or need to say.  I'll just end by saying Happy New Year!

Love,
Elder Alex Anderson

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